Would you like to see my courgettes?

My courgette plantlets are looking lusty and hopeful. Here's hoping they don't fail me.

Remember 'Illo Friday'

Here's the English translation for my Englishy amigos:



..and finally, the reminder note she forgot to stick on fridge:
..y finalmente, el mensaje se oblio colgar sobre el frigo:

Alone again, but now with 'Reconcile'

For some geeky reason (ie my technical incompetence), I couldn't upload a second image to my previous post, so here's the follow-up. Enjoy.

Alone again, un-naturally....

Canine separation anxiety will be zapped into oblivion with a chewy beefy-flavoured antidepressant called 'Reconcile'. It will soon be available in the US.

Fat busting milk formula taking the bonniness out of your baby FOREVER....

Would you feed your bonny babookins with a milk formula containing the fat busting appetite controlling hormone Leptin? British scientists are developing a brain circuit government controlling medicinal milk as we speak, or maybe I should say, as I type.

no title...

Ways of avoiding the big 'c' word

Fed up paying King Ken's congestion charges? Here's a fun way to save your pennies and your planet.

Hot Britain

Rubbel Sexy Larger is pants

Kipper (Kids in parents' pockets eroding retirement savings)

'BIRDS OF WAR' -Exhibition at the Candid Arts Trust, 11th -17thApril 07, Angel/Islington,London

'BIRDS OF WAR'
www.birdsofwar.org
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article2439522.ece

Hawks, Doves and illegal Eagles
An exhibition of contemporary, visual artwork to mark the fourth
anniversary of the Iraq invasion

CANDID ARTS TRUST
3 TORRENS ST
ISLINGTON
LONDON EC1V 1NQ


APRIL 11TH - 17TH, 2007

Mon-Fri 10am - 5pm
Sat-Sun 10am - 4pm
Admission Free

Private View: Wednesday 11th April, 2007
6pm-9pm
BY INVITATION ONLY

In association with Stop the War Coalition and CND

Happy Easter

New home-birth initiative: Mattie the Midwife, making home birthing pleasurable.

A new pledge is on its way offering pregnant women the choice of home-births overseen by a midwife. If there aren't enough midwives to go around, you could always try this little hand held prototype I invented this morning. Must dash, off to the Patent Office.


Mattie Midwife, makes home-birthing pleasurable.
You'll want to give birth again and again and again...

Fag patch vending machine.

Dahlia tubers